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starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

juilan:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now

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this was a terrible idea

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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toastoat:

cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

obam

toastoat:

cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

obam

accidentaljesus:

profiting:

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS

For those wanting to watch the episode its Catfish:The TV show season 2 episode 10 it is literally the funniest shit ever

sigurrossgeller:

militantweasel:

proletarianprincess:

im really sorry if this are distressing to anyone but ive just had a fight with my dad, the first photo is immediately after he repeatedly punched me in the face and body, the second and third photos are ive managed to lock myself in a room. the second photo shows how he grabbed my jumper and tore it when he dragged me across the floor, the third photo shows the swelling in my nose and face 20 minutes after. my mother has taken all the money ive saved up from my jobs and i cannot afford a taxi to a friends. i need someone in the glasgow area who i trust to come and get me, i know this is so much to ask but i cant stay here any longer, please help me

Signal boost.

someone help Laura out